Greetings!

Scene:

September 29th, 2007, approximately 11pm.

In a drunken stupor, I lie in the backyard, stunned that Auburn found a way to beat us. Again. Struggling to think of something, I think of anything but the game. Blogging! That bastard Orson Swindle, total hack! I can write better than him! Well, almost as good! Okay, I WRITE THE SAME LANGUAGE! That blogging thing, indeed. I shall start my own blog!

Fast forward 6 hours later, 5 in the morning, floating in the pool. The idea is dismissed for being idiotic.

But hark! Sunday Morning Quarterback sold out, leaving an opening in the blogosphere!

So, doing my best to mimic SMQ, Saurian Sagacity, and Every Day Should Be Saturday, I will do my best to occasionally not suck.

So here, I solemnly swear that at least once this season, I will seriously consider writing something that follows through on that. Maybe.